| . project denton . |
[Apr. 18th, 2007|01:33 pm] |
I had to run off to Denton to win my boy back.
Too much whiskey.
So many hippies.
Hallucinagens and live music.
Tommy ended up in jail.
I think I'm engaged.
Rachel + the womp + Tommy + Aaron = trouble
Tommy + Rachel
Rachel on her birthday [after two week whiskey binge]
You don't wanna know
Early Sunday morning after a week of whiskey binging
Bringing the hippies back to my house in Austin |
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| how can you live without pride or hope? |
[Sep. 20th, 2006|03:20 am] |
As we were talking outside,
It was cold,
We were shivering, yet warmed by the subject matter.
My wife is in the next room,
Weve been having troubles you know,
Please dont tell her or anyone,
But I need to talk to somebody.
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| . brought to you by Christophe . |
[Jul. 27th, 2006|02:23 pm] |
Ok Ladies...you need help so i m doin this as a public service!!
1.MILKING IT: When stroking a guy's cock don't grab it like a bus rail and
start jerking it like you were milking a cow!!..unless you were born and raised in a barn somewhere in South Carolina dont even bother!! Don't use the love sword as if
it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is
a thing of wonder and beauty (especially mine.), and should be awed, worshipped and held
tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face
should be), not two-thirds of the way down.
2.ROBOTS: When sucking a guy's cock (especially mine) don't just get on the end of the thing
and jam your head back and forward( I had witnessed some concausions and it s not a pretty sight). It's a beautiful instrument; it should
be caressed, inspected, kissed and licked from every possible angle.
3.SILENT FRIGHT: If you've cum and cannot be coerced to scream to show your
appreciation, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's
done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants. A simple thing as raisin two thumbs up should be fine!!..
4.NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried
away and says things like "Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut"
or "I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh, white love potion." Laughter
at any aspect of the male performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful
you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences.
5.CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to cum on your face,
don't close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful
union and love with him. Semen is not likely to cause permanent blindness in
most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to take for his
happiness...if not, glasses are also a cool naughty thing to wear and most guys
will love to just unload all over them!..( i said glasses!..contact lenses wont do the the trick!)
6.POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don't wait to be asked
to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
7.HANGING AROUND: When he is done, you should not kiss and cuddle,he does
not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in peace. If
you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises without thieving
anything or asking for a phone number. His work is done.
8.BEING SHY: Always offer the Hershey Highway. You know you love it. If you
don't like it that much, still offer it as you can quite easily play with
yourself as he rams away.
9.BEING A DRIP: You always have tissues in your bag, use them to clean his
sheets and any ball bag drippage if you have misbehaved and not swallowed
everything.
10.CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying "Are you
going to cum soon." If you're givin head, you'd have to take your mouth
off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone
to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10
minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act
of union between two sexually and gifted human beings.
11.FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever
had. Most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you
are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.You suk and you know it.
12.PLAYING DEAD:(this is for all of you Goth girlz!!!)
Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
13.BEING POSSESSIVE: If you are lucky to have an imaginative lover who can
satisfy two women at a time don't sneer at or reject his exciting suggestion
that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he's a real
man he's probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn something from
her to keep your man really happy.
14.NOT KEEPING YOUR HAIR ON: Don't shave all your pubic hair off. It makes
your pussy look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At best, it
looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you want to trim, go for a nice
sexy racing stripe in the manner favored by the Playboy models that your man
would rather be shagging. ahhha was just kiddin bald is beautifull!!!
15.SPITTING IT OUT: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and
get his aim right into your mouth, it is rude to spit it out without savoring the taste and gluey texture. You should play with semen like a block of
Hubba Bubba, blowing bubbles, chewing and throwing from side to side. A line
like "I love it when you cum in my mouth" makes for a happy finale
to fun and games. You Will score points on that one!!
16.INGRATITUDE: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he
has expended on banging u - especially if: a)sex has lasted more
than five minutes and/or: b)you managed to achieve an orgasm. A man's role
in sex is far more demanding than a woman's
so it is always nice when one's prowess is appreciated.
17.SEEKING FAVOURS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm
after-sex glow to seek favors or make requests. As he drops off into
well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask "Do you think I should buy
that dress, skirt/sofa/Mercedes/country cottage?" There is a name for the
practice of mixing sex with material gain - prostitution."
18. LETHAL WEAPONS: A guy's scrotum is a wondrous aesthetic achievement of
nature to be treated gently. Don't squeeze the balls like you are squeezing
water from a sponge. If you have long nails pull them off with pliers before
even looking at a guy's ball bag.
19. PHONE TURN-Off: Don't put your mobile phone next to the bed and say:
"I'm just waiting for a call from my hairdresser to confirm an appointment
but we can carry on in the meantime." Ringing bells might have turned
Quasimodo on but not your average stud with 10 pints of lager inside him.
20. LACK OF MAINTENANCE: Never ask a man if he likes your body as you will
force him to lie. Men don't like fat chicks. Get in the gym and lose some
weight and tighten those buns and thighs. There is no such thing as the
perfect body. 99.6 per cent of men say that even Christy,
Elle, Naomi et al could still lose a few pounds -so what chance have you
got?
21. BED-RIDDEN: Too many women fail in bed because they insist on being IN
BED. Very few countries have statutes limiting horseplay to a designated
room. Let yourself go with some sex in the study, bonking in the bathroom
and kinkiness in the kitchen. If you're lucky, your man might imagine he's
bonking someone sexy and adventurous and he might manage a larger, harder
erection.
22. SHARING NOT CARING: Whilst it is understandable that you would be
excited after receiving a mouthful of cum, do not be thoughtless in
expressing your gratitude by kissing your man on the lips. YOU like semen,
HE doesn't. Be considerate, please.
23. BEING NAKED: Very few female bodies are good to look at so please make
an effort to cover up as much as possible with exotic lingerie. Match the
outfit to suit your bod. If you've got a half-decent arse but no tits for
example, wear stockings and suspenders and cover your meagre mammaries with
something silky.
24. TOO BRIGHT: If the man switches the light off, it is for a reason, so
please don't insist on seeing what's going on. If he's got a bit of a beer
belly or a lovebite from a bonk earlier that day, it is his right to keep
such matters to himself. If he wants it dark so he can imagine he's shafting
Natalie Imbruglia, please understand this fascinating aspect of the male
psyche.
25. PLAYING THE NAME GAME (1) Never embarrass a gentleman by challenging him
to remember your name after he's shagged you. If he thought it was important
to remember your name, he would have.
26. PLAYING THE NAME GAME (2): Don't be angry if you're lover shouts out
another woman's name during the sexual act. Men have much more complicated
lives than women and deal with many more people at work, football club, gym,
pub, etc. It's probably just a close associate and totally innocent. Of
course, he might be shagging someone else in his spare time and it is
understandable that he should make such an obvious mistake.
27. KEEPING HIM WAITING: Don't get him all turned on and the let his proud
stiffy whither while you go to the bathroom and tone and moisturise every
square centimetre of your body. The male erection can be sensitive to
45-minute delays while you go off to make yourself look presentable. If you
must follow a strict beauty regime, do it after he's shot his load and has
started to snore.
28. TOOTH ACHE: When we ask you to eat our cock, this should not be taken
literally. I know it's hard to resist but keep the tooth action to a little
nibble now and again.
29. YOU CAN'T HURRY, LOVE: If a woman is serious about good oral sex as part
of foreplay, 20 minutes is the bare minimum required to give the subtle and
complex penis a reasonable working over. Better allow for 45 minutes at
least.
30. TWO DIMENSIONAL: It's not enough to be a specialist - even in the
important skill of fellatio. To be regarded as a successful woman in bed you
must have a full portfolio of tricks. These should include a penchant for
facial glazing and a familiarity with idiosyncrasies of your man's anal
region.
31. CAMERA SHY: If he wants to capture the beauty that is you during those
special moments (so he can remember the bits he missed because he was
drunk), help him by posing in a gorgeous, pouting way for thecamera or video
camera.
32. UNSWEET SMELL OF EXCESS: While men are more than happy to lick the pink
clam, please give it a bit of a wash once or twice a week. You can have too
much of a good thing.
33. OBSESSIVE: The female orgasm is over-rated so don't spoil everybody's
fun by insisting on having one every time you have sex. Of course, if you do
have lots, you should feel free to announce them.
34. PERIOD PAIN (1) : It's natural for a woman to beg for a good seeing to
but please do not a) pretend your period has finished or cool.gif that it hasn't
even started. Just go without and let your man catch up with his fantasies
about your friends, his young and pretty work colleagues and the girls he
shagged before he met you.
35. PERIOD PAIN (2): Having said that (above), just because you're on the
blob, it doesn't mean his natural and healthy urges have gone away. Don't
put sex off limits for the duration of your period. Use this specialt time
together to work on your oral and massage techniques.
36. THE BIG SWITCH (OFF): Nothing is worse than giving a man some
encouragement and then not finishing the job. Such encouragement might be
the slightest brush against any part of his body. So if he's got a stiffy,
you've got to deal with it and take things through to there natural
conclusion.
37. WAKE-UP CALLER: Men have busy and demanding schedules so please
understand if he should occasionally (say three times a week) fall asleep
while on the job. You should take it as a compliment that he feels so
relaxed.
38. COVER UP: If you have lured a man to bed under the guise of being a
sultry temptress with long eyelashes and painted lips, please keep the
illusion going until he has discharged his porridge gun or fallen asleep. If
you care about him, you will make sure he never discovers the terrible
secret hidden beneath your caked-on make-up.
39. PUTTING A DAMPENER ON THE EVENING: Don't make a fuss about sleeping on
the damp patch. If God wanted men to sleep on the messy remains of coitus he
would have given us a snatch.
40. TV SINNER: The only TV programmes suitable for accompanying good sex are
hardcore porn (especially involving yourself) or a football match. No
gardening or knitting programmes to be watched.
41. LAST BUT NOT LEAST: Anal sex!!..yes even tho you deny it...we all know you love it..
so bend over and take it like a queen!!..
ALL WE WANT IS A WHORE IN BED...IF ITS NOT GONNA BE YOU..WE JUST SKIP TO THE NEXT ONE!! |
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| . leann . |
[Apr. 8th, 2006|04:16 pm] |
Leann messages me last night and tells me to go to Bulls to have a birthday drink with her over the phone. I walk in and take a seat. Leann calls me and wishes me a happy birthday while walking through the door. :) She drove the whole last week from Portland with all her shit in the back of her '64 Bel Air. Including three sugar gliders.
She says she's staying for a month or two. I don't even use my apartment anymore, so it's good that someone can make use of it.
Oh yeah, went to work today. Met Peter Fonda. |
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| . drinking with 60 year old famous cowboys . |
[Mar. 24th, 2006|01:48 am] |
Last Sunday, after busting my ass at Sugar Daddy's, I drove down the road to Mulligan's and started drinking shots of cuervo. Two sixty year old cowboys walk in and I end up drinking with them the rest of the night. One's name was Rusty. He never wore shoes. They claimed to be good buddies with Willy. Wasn't too farfetched to believe considering Willy Nelson owns a restaurant and a house just down the street. I had a good time drinkin' and following them around.
Tonight, I walk into Aunt Tilly's and see Rusty performing on stage. Lakeway seems to be a small town. My boss just introduced me to Aunt Tilly's a couple nights before. First time I walked in, I ordered three shots of cuervo in a row. I already met half of the regulars after the first night of drinking. My boss already calls me Cuervo. Aunt Tilly's is an authentic sailor/pirate bar on the edge of Lake Travis. Lots of liquor, gambling, music, smoking and personalities. I'm sitting at the front row with a couple boys I ran into multiple times already and Scooter requests Rusty play a song about Cuervo ;) I recorded the song on three clips with my camera.
Today Rusty went before the state senate and ruled today as Rusty Wier Day-
a new Texas state holiday. |
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| . Chili's after hours . |
[Mar. 9th, 2006|04:18 pm] |
click image to hail Zeus [biggest dog this side of the Rio Grande] |
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| . The Iguana Grill . |
[Mar. 9th, 2006|04:12 pm] |
I spend half of my weekends supervising this view
click the image to view a few others
-manager caught me taking pictures- so I quit- |
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| . everybody already has somebody . |
[Feb. 27th, 2006|01:40 am] |
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that?
Scripts n'such |
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